Mystery Solved!

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I have been blessed by my Guardian Angel who has solved a big mystery in Conrad’s and my blogs. We have had a “Gail” commenting on both, who has so far refused to let us have a look at her photograph. My GA has solved it finally and I have just received this magnificent autographed photograph. What a girl, she does not look 27 does she?

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26 Comments »

  1. Comment by Grannymar:

    Gail looks very like me! We must be twins.:D
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    Rummuser Reply:

    Grannymar, modesty does not become you.

  2. Comment by gail:

    Ya’ll be careful what you say about me. My lawyers check this blog out.

    HEARTS—PRICELESS1

    Rummuser Reply:

    I am beyond the jurisdiction of Australian courts!

  3. Comment by bikehikebabe:

    This is not the girl that wears high heels to the opera.
    She’d fall over & crush somebody.

    Rummuser Reply:

    Opera comes to her BHB!

  4. Comment by Phill Smith:

    well at least her hearts are in the right place.

    Rummuser Reply:

    Yes indeed.

    Grannymar Reply:

    Which one?
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    Grannymar Reply:

    I see two hearts
    Grannymar´s last blog ..I am learning…. My ComLuv Profile

    Rummuser Reply:

    Indeed you do. How could I have missed it?

    Rummuser Reply:

    Touche!

  5. Comment by Deb:

    Oh, my! Gail – I don’t believe it for even a moment!!! Now, Gail, you simply have to pony up the photo!
    Rummy – very funny stuff! Is Gail still speaking to you? lol

    Rummuser Reply:

    I hope that Gail will respond. She is quite eccentric!

  6. Comment by gail:

    Thank God, Rummy is in bed. I have a few hours to think what I’m going to do. Rummy exposing me like this, at least he could have waited til I was fully dressed. Those hearts will only last so long. then I will have eaten all of them. Then you will see the biggest “taut taus” ever. That would really be an embarressment to the other ladies that comment on this post. I don’t want that feeling of jealousy to abound.
    Great comment Phill. BHB, well at least I would bounce.
    Deb, Rummy just went on my sh&* list. If I was in India, I would put one of my roos in his back seat of his car. (just for those that don’t know, roos when excited have instant, I mean instant diarrhea)
    Sweet deams Rummy!

    Rummuser Reply:

    Yes Gail, I am glad that I was fast asleep when this was posted. I might have otherwise had nightmares of the roos kicking my bowels out of order. Phil is very observant!

  7. Comment by Deb:

    Gail -
    You are indeed a piece of work! I have to agree with you that Rummy should not have put all of your “goods” out there like that! Has he no respect for the larger woman? lmao

    Rummuser Reply:

    Respect? I adore her!

    Deb Reply:

    Rummy -
    A very politically correct response – good for you!

    Rummuser Reply:

    Thank you. Nice to be appreciated once in a way.

  8. Comment by Skip:

    How can people let themselves get like that?

    Rummuser Reply:

    Please see my forthcoming post on Pregnant ladies and Pregnant looking men.

  9. Comment by gail:

    Hey Skip, don’t talk. Let’s see a picture of your ‘beer belly”! Men always want their women to stay at 36-24-36, but men don’t respect their spouses,girlfriends, whatever— to control their own weight. Where’s Conrad’s whine bar, this pisses me off about men!
    Sorry Skip, now go out and have a great day, as I go back to my Chocolates.XXX

    Rummuser Reply:

    No point Gail, he is politico and this is bulk mail spam.

  10. Comment by gail:

    Rummy, I don’t want to hurt you, I just want you to smell the “roses”.
    Did you dream about me?

    Rummuser Reply:

    Dream? More like a nightmare!

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