Obsession With Asian Women.
By Rummuser. Filed in Humor, People, Relationships |Tags: Agony Uncle, Asian women, Obsession, The Independent, Virginia Ironsides
I just love the ‘Independent’. It gives me great inspiration to write about topics that I normally would not consider writing about.
Just read this wonderful bit from a reader to Indy’s Agony Aunt, Virginia Ironsides. Firstly, her name has now metamorphosed into Virgina and I wonder if Indy will gradually change it into some thing more appealing!
Incidentally, a dilemma that I face for which perhaps VI may have answers to is the fact that when people talk about Asians, most talk about the people from East of India and Bangladesh. That excludes a great deal of humanity. I wonder if the whiner meant that he is obsessed with all Asian women or only the popular variety.
Obviously, this guy did not know that an Agony Uncle blogs regularly and will be very happy to oblige with advise. To start with, had this guy approached me, I would have said, “What the hell man, I do the same too! Except that I do not restrict it to Asian women.”
Virginia’s response and the comments make for some very entertaining reading and I hope that my readers will find it as amusing as I found it.
Wednesday, October 21st 2009 at 12:29 |
It seems to me his obsession is sexual rather than platonic. But as long as it’s confined to admiring glances and secret longings and he still fully appreciates his own Asian wife, I can’t see any problem. If he actually jumps into bed with one of them, that’s a different matter.
Rummuser Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 20:33
Ms. Ironsides’ advise covers this aspect quite well I thought! I wonder if I should send her a story and ask for advise.
Grannymar Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 21:48
I think you should and then you can share the story and response if you get one!
Wednesday, October 21st 2009 at 13:32 |
Be Honest… he is thinking with his trousers and not his head…. nothing a good cold shower can’t cure!
OMG! I am sounding like you know who!
Rummuser Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 20:32
Sometimes I wonder if the Agony Aunts cook up these stories! What do you think?
Grannymar Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 20:35
I have often thought that.
Ursula Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 21:47
If some of these stories are pure fantasy the tragedy is that some of them are so boring; an agony aunt with imagination could cook up a storm on her keyboard. I agree with you, Ramana, Virginia Ironside is the most unfortunate name to have whichever way you look at it. I bet she is very tall too.
As to that guy: What’s the problem? Men are visual beasts, the sooner we acknowledge that as a biological given the better: Even the most besotted man in love cannot help his gaze to wonder and “assess” a female entering the room. That’s just the way it is. No big deal.
If I were him I’d seriously start wondering why he has become a source of amusement if not laughing stock to his wife. His flirting with his “obsession” and making sure that all his friends know about it is pityful. Maybe he thinks it gives him the kudos he clearly is lacking.
Grannymar, I have been reliably told that cold showers are never to be found in the vicinity when most needed.
Maynard, frankly I am shocked. SALTPETER? Are you sure it’s not ratpoison? And why would your wife want to cook with it? Maybe you should watch out for, say, pulverised oysters instead.
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Rummuser Reply:
October 22nd, 2009 at 09:22
I think that it is best that I leave Maynard to handle the pulverized oysters question.
Girish from Car Rental Auckland Reply:
October 22nd, 2009 at 14:33
Very much Rummuser.. One of my friend works for a local TV and she said most of the calls coming to the programs are made by the organizers of the show itself.. pathetic, but for viewers it seems to be a genuine doubt clearing or consulting call. I think the same strategy is wisely chosen by Agony Aunts.
Rummuser Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 15:30
There. There is never smoke without a fire.
Wednesday, October 21st 2009 at 17:12 |
Grannymar, what about “saltpeter”? My parents would give that to the “hired hands’ in their food to keep the sexual urges down! Does it work? Don’t know!
On second thought, I better start watching my wife cook!
Grannymar Reply:
October 21st, 2009 at 19:11
Maynard, If you do the cooking it will save you the worry.