Belfast Beautician Belles Can Make Big Bucks.
By Rummuser. Filed in Humor |Tags: Bears, Belfast, Waxing, Zoos
The BBC’s report on South American Bears kept in zoos in Germany took me off on an innovative thought.
Last week, while I was browsing Grannymar’s old blogs for her anniversary post, I came across her post about receiving flyers from Beauticians willing to come home to wax, and do various things for clients. While Grannymar did not elaborate and I could not read the fine print, I suppose the waxing will be done for men too.
What I think that Grannymar should do is to get those enterprising ladies to go forthwith to Germany and learn how the bears lost all their hair. If they can find that our, they may help the Zoos to get the bears to stop scratching and also look like bears again. A side benefit is to learn how to stimulate the process of losing the hair to start with. Just imagine what great service they can offer to clients of both sex wanting waxing jobs!
Grannymar, you must mentor those enterprising ladies of Belfast to take my advise, study carefully and patent the process by which the bears lost their hair and voila, they will be in big bucks and big time. Imagine the possibilities, franchising all over the world for a patented process! Such horrid outcomes using the old fashioned methods, as shown above can be avoided.
Tuesday, November 10th 2009 at 14:46 |
On the other hand, we could develop in the other direction and grow lots of fur. Then we wouldn’t need to worry about being warm or the cost of the central heating ever again.
Rummuser Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 16:45
Interesting thought indeed Nick. Quite how it will affect us Indians living in more moderate temperatures is of course a moot point!
Tuesday, November 10th 2009 at 17:20 |
Rummy, give Grannymar time to buy her handbag first, then on to more “hairy” things!
Rummuser Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 10:34
Done Mayo, anything to oblige.
Tuesday, November 10th 2009 at 19:55 |
Ramanaji (as Gaelikaa says!) – I am very worried about you!
Four mentions in a very short Post. Ranjan, I think you need to call the doctor and make sure the GOM keeps taking the pills! 
Nick – When would you be free for a business meeting? We could make a killing on this one!
Rummuser Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 10:34
You worried about me? Imagine how worried I am about myself!
Wednesday, November 11th 2009 at 02:22 |
I don’t want to lose all of my hair; just the hair that suddenly started growing on my chinny chin chin.
Rummuser Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 10:33
You have to understand that men like me, with hardly any hair on our heads cherish our hair on our chins and upper lips!
Wednesday, November 11th 2009 at 02:49 |
I love your ability to see the funny side of a story! I bet few people who read that same story would have the ability to come up with the thought of doing a post like you did!
Rummuser Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 10:32
There were two different stories that I came across on the same day, and it was obvious that I can come up with a whacky story combining the two. I have a weird brain I suppose.
Wednesday, November 11th 2009 at 20:50 |
I will NEVER FORGET the woman who’d come to our neighbor pool, looking like a bear on her legs below her swim suit.
Rummuser Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 10:28
BHB, where was your camera?
Thursday, November 12th 2009 at 14:56 |
A bit of discreet waxing is necessary if you have to go sleeveless. But I’ve never been able to understand the craze for waxing. It’s hardly necessary…
Rummuser Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 10:21
Gaelikaa, Have you seen Indian women from the hinterland ever wax? At best, they use turmeric as a defoliant, but wax? No way. I don’t think that they are any less alluring for that.