Grannymar.
By Rummuser. Filed in Uncategorized |
Where’s that pistol Grannymar?
Where’s that pistol gone?
Pistol packin Grannymar,
Where’s that pistol gone?
Oh, drinkin beer in a cabaret
Was I havin fun!
Until one night she caught me right
And now I’m on the run.
Where’s that pistol Grannymar?
Where’s that pistol gone?
Pistol packin Grannymar,
Where’s that pistol gone?
Oh, I’ll sing you every night Mayo
And I’ll woo you every day.
I’ll be your regular mama
And I’ll put that gun away.
Where’s that pistol Grannymar?
Where’s that pistol gone?
Pistol packin Grannymar,
Where’s that pistol gone?
Oh, she kicked out my windshield
And she hit me over the head.
She cussed and cried and said I lied
And she wished that I was dead.
Where’s that pistol Grannymar?
Where’s that pistol gone?
Pistol packin Grannymar,
Where’s that pistol gone?
Pappy made a batch of corn
The revenuers came.
The draught was slow
So now they know
You can’t do that to Mame.
Where’s that pistol Grannymar?
Where’s that pistol gone?
Pistol packin Grannymar,
Where’s that pistol gone?
(Sung to the tune of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMDsV_lurd8&feature=related)
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Tuesday, January 5th 2010 at 15:47 |
Dear Dhadiwala Romeo,
I am worried, VERY worried
This obsession of your is serious. Do you think you can get treatment for it? Maybe you should think of joining GA.
You don’t know about GA
Well if AA is alcoholics anonymous…… GA must be Grannymar Anonymous.
Lán grá
Grannymar
gaelikaa Reply:
January 5th, 2010 at 17:39
Grannymar – agreed! You look gorgeous. The cowgirl look really suits you. But I’m seriously worried about the effect you’re having on the Indians. I mean, one Indian in particular. Please go easy on my Ramana Bhai Sahib. At his age, too much excitement could have serious implications…..
Rummuser Reply:
January 5th, 2010 at 20:00
Hey little sister, what is this about my age?
gaelikaa Reply:
January 5th, 2010 at 22:47
I’m just concerned about your health, big brother. That’s it!
Rummuser Reply:
January 6th, 2010 at 12:23
How nice! Not to worry, just joining up with the GA will have no impact on my otherwise good health dear.
Grannymar Reply:
January 5th, 2010 at 23:31
Gaelikaa, I will go easy on him!
Rummuser Reply:
January 6th, 2010 at 12:23
Thank you Grannymar. It is time that I had some support here.
Rummuser Reply:
January 5th, 2010 at 19:57
Have just enrolled Grannymar. Let us hope that it works.
gaelikaa Reply:
January 7th, 2010 at 09:42
Thank you Grannymar!
Tuesday, January 5th 2010 at 19:14 |
When I was talking to Rummy, he was breaking out in sweat just talking about you, Grannymar. It was to bad I was unable to give him a towel over Skype!
He almost broke out in the lyrics ” Get along little doggies”!
Rummuser Reply:
January 5th, 2010 at 19:58
Mayo, I thought that you were a friend of mine. How can you let off such secrets in public? Shame on you.
Tuesday, January 5th 2010 at 19:21 |
Oh my, I turn off my computer for ten days and look what all is going on. Wow, this is better than an American soap opera. Now Grannymar does look like one wild cowgirl and capable of taking care of herself in a wild Montana saloon. With that outfit, she definitely could bewitch any man. Ramana Beware! Lol
Rummuser Reply:
January 5th, 2010 at 19:59
Beware? Grannymar has just consigned me to GA (Grannymar Anonymous). Let us hope that I recover and stay sober.
Wednesday, January 6th 2010 at 03:24 |
Rummy, there is one way for you to get over this obsession– that is?— think about “Gail”.
Grannymar Reply:
January 6th, 2010 at 03:27
Maynard, will Gail fit in my jeans?
Rummuser Reply:
January 6th, 2010 at 12:18
Great question that Grannymar! She should read Nick’s post. http://nickhereandnow.blogspot.com/2010/01/trophy-jeans.html
Rummuser Reply:
January 6th, 2010 at 12:18
I have already got over the obsession Mayo. Thank you very much all the same for that invaluable advise.
Wednesday, January 6th 2010 at 04:56 |
OMG you best be on your best behavior Sir. As it looks like the lady GM can more than handle herself. Thanks for the bit of laughter.
Rummuser Reply:
January 6th, 2010 at 12:16
My pleasure Brighid. Indeed our lady can handle herself alright. She has already banished me to the GA!
Wednesday, January 6th 2010 at 10:19 |
Good picture! Hmm, how did Ramana get the picture is what I’d like to know! lol
Rummuser Reply:
January 6th, 2010 at 11:13
Judy, you can do miracles with photoshop! If you can believe that, you will believe anything!! I better let Grannymar handle that tricky one. She has consigned me already to GA.
Wednesday, January 6th 2010 at 11:54 |
Gun totin’ GM and Cowboy Joe – Mayo was elected to that title our Senior year of High School, a most coveted title in our neck of the woods. Being an Indian, do you think you should encourage that?
Rummuser Reply:
January 6th, 2010 at 12:13
Now, we need to do something about cowboy Joe shouldn’t we? Let me put on my creative cap and see what I can come up with.
Tuesday, January 12th 2010 at 08:31 |
LOL!!! This was great! And Grannymar is a beautiful person!
Rummuser Reply:
January 12th, 2010 at 11:54
She is isn’t she? I hope that she is reading.
Tuesday, January 12th 2010 at 14:17 |
Easy to tell that none of you have to live with me!
Rummuser Reply:
January 12th, 2010 at 20:24
Can’t be all that bad Grannymar. If you can get Elly and George to shed weight, that is good enough reason for me to take a chance.