Studen Hunken.

Studen Hunken? Never heard of it. Neither word exists.

“Toy” in German is Spielzeug. Spielzeug is a toy. Something you toy with. Indeed. Germans don’t toy with their boys. The closest you may come to a translation of “toyboy” is “lover of an older woman”, or “Lustknabe”. Lust, yes, that’s right: It’s the same as English “lust”, “Knabe” being another word for boy. What is this, Ramana? Are you promoting older women lusting after young men – old enough to be their sons?

Those who toy with YOU, Ramana, may like to rethink and apply logic: If you are their toyboy how old and well hung does that make them?

Bon appetit.
U
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Rummuser Reply:
February 1st, 2012 at 20:58

TOF has a weird sense of humour and likes wordplay. Stud and Hunk are what he has in mind. I am willing to be the lover of older or younger than I, women as long as they are women. Lust should have no age limit, or at least that is what all experts seem to be saying now. If older men can be well hung, what is wrong with older women being well hung? You will understand when you are a bit older Ursula.

The Old Fossil Reply:
February 2nd, 2012 at 06:37

Thank God neither exists. I thought afterward, “What might I have said unknowningly!?”
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Ursula Reply:
February 2nd, 2012 at 08:52

Dear Old Fossil, are you sure you’ve got your facts right? Moi, zee Hun? Member of zee Masterrace? I don’t even have blue eyes. It’s a bugger, really.

Can you please ask Ramana what he is playing at? This comment box is so small I can’t see myself think.

U

PS You don’t, by any chance, work for John Lewis, do you?
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Ursula Reply:
February 2nd, 2012 at 08:57

Ramana, if within your technical capabilities, most certainly that of your son, can you please remove me without causing a commotion. I hate to repeat myself.

Thank you.

U
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Rummuser Reply:
February 2nd, 2012 at 11:38

Ursula, I don’t wish to remove you from my life. You are betrothed to me. My ring bearer may have deserted both of us, but I still consider you betrothed to me.

On the assumption that you wished me to remove one duplicated comment, and that being within my technical capabilities, I have removed one superfluous comment. I trust that that is all that was needed!

Rummuser Reply:
February 2nd, 2012 at 11:45

If the TOF was to ask me that question, my response will have to be offbeat too Ursula. I am not playing at anything, unless you refer to my post http://rummuser.com/?p=6885.

For this blog post, I am simply playing host.

Rummuser Reply:
February 2nd, 2012 at 11:47

Wiser by hindsight is better than any other type of wisdom TOF.

As one of Grannymar’s toyboys, I thought I was pretty wild until I encountered Ramana and realised he was a fearless tearaway. I just have to admit I can’t keep up.
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Rummuser Reply:
February 1st, 2012 at 20:59

Don’t even try Nick. Not even if I offer you a handicap.

Ramana and Nick you are both considered my Toyboys. You do realise that I have at least one for every year of my life and they range from 9 months to Ninety! It was Will who designed and gifted me the badges – they went like hot cakes a few years ago!
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Rummuser Reply:
February 2nd, 2012 at 11:47

Phew! That is a big relief.