Conrad, Apples and Wine.
By Rummuser. Filed in Humor |Tags: Apples and Wine, Men and women
My friend Conrad had this to say about my earlier post ‘Sartorial Splendour’.
“Marvelous! Might I say that you look as comfortably dressed as any clothing combination I can imagine would offer. I also notice that you have retained the devilish good looks of your youth, but ripened as does a fine wine. I am certain the attraction of women continuously to you is an annoyance, but all of us have problems in life.”
I have promised to dedicate this post to him. The following comment was sent to me by a lovely lady from Scotland. She has got just the right response for Conrad’s comment.
Apples and Wine.
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that are not so good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men……..men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it is up to women to stomp the s**t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Conrad, I look forward to comments with eager anticipation. All my other readers, please feel free to add too!
Thursday, February 5th 2009 at 21:26 |
LOL!
Grannymar´s last blog post..Thursday Special ~ Change, change, change!
Rummuser Reply:
February 6th, 2009 at 11:10
@Grannymar, Yes, LOL indeed.
Thursday, February 5th 2009 at 23:51 |
Thank you. You and the lovely lady have made my day.
I assume you don’t mind me sharing this with my friends. I will credit the source of course.
Jean Browman–Cheerful Monk´s last blog post..Taking Delight in Little Things
Rummuser Reply:
February 6th, 2009 at 11:12
@Jean Browman–Cheerful Monk, The more this spreads the happier I shall be. May be the men of the world will unite!
Friday, February 6th 2009 at 07:52 |
I’m too tickled by this to be my normal wiseacre self. LOL
To take the first part, this is true. I did not marry until I was 33 years of age and had moved halfway across the continent. I married well. I was still young enough to believe it was my idea.
Now, I have been properly prepared for dinner. She looks lovely. She looks young. Me…well, I will have to put up a new blog post so that you can see what happens to a man in this process.
Please give me a moment and it will be available…
Conrad´s last blog post..Zen Plumber Going Green
Rummuser Reply:
February 6th, 2009 at 15:29
@Conrad, The waiting was worth every nanosecond of it.
Friday, February 6th 2009 at 08:22 |
I have prepared a small piece for you, Ramana. You must observe the cruelty of this process.
It is so painful, I am unable to speak of it more. I simply leave you this link:
http://www.levintel.com/2009/02/05/ramana-a-scottish-woman-carol-and-what-is-left-of-me/
Conrad´s last blog post..Zen Plumber Going Green
Rummuser Reply:
February 6th, 2009 at 15:28
@Conrad, I am in a tizzy! What a post. Let us have lots more of these.
Friday, February 6th 2009 at 22:11 |
Oh that was a riot – I loved Conrad’s post in response to this – his lady certainly is lovely. I hope his eyes have stopped swelling by now! LOL.
Rummuser Reply:
February 9th, 2009 at 23:25
@teeni, Yes, Conrad has that effect on his readers.