…… Who Keep Beards.
If you did not know, that is me. Hardly any hair on top to crow about but a neatly trimmed beard.
Despite the absence of hair on the top I was hoping till about half an hour ago that I still have some chance with the ladies. My hopes have just been dashed. As usual, some academics with more money to spend than subjects to research on have found that I am now passe.
My bearded friends, we have two options. Bravely decide to stay with our single isolated status or shave the damned things off. I am opting for the former and modern taste be damned.
What about you Shackman and David?