I Really Need To Change My Image.

My blogworld friend Diane decided that it was time that I had some humour in my life. This followed by my blogworld friend Tikno commenting that it was nice to see a humorous post from me, when I posted about the light at the end of the tunnel, has pushed me into thinking that perhaps I need an image make over. May be I have been presenting either a grim or serious image of me, despite Conrad regularly implying that the glint in my eye may just mean that I can be wicked.

What better way to start off the image make over than reproducing here, what Diane had sent me in an email. While the younger lot of my readers may just find it amusing, I am sure that this is likely to lead to some serious introspection among the senior citizens of the webworld, Conrad included, whether he likes it or not.

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Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today.

The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1989.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

The CD was introduced two years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable..

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been microwaved.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: ‘Where’s the Beef?’, ‘I’d walk a mile for a Camel ‘, or ‘de plane Boss, de plane’.

McDonald’s never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.

Notice the larger type?

That’s for those of us who have trouble reading.

P.S. Save the earth.. It’s the only planet with chocolate.

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