Matrimony.

The very unpredictable reader of my blog Ursula, has just made clear to me that we were betrothed, she called off the betrothal because of my obsessions as posted in my post on the same subject and again decided to take a chance after my family rejected her suite.

Now, Ursula perhaps is not aware of the situation in India. Here women are desperate to find the perfect match. Men have it easier. Just have a look at the mail that came to me reproducing exact classified ads that appeared in one of our English language news papers. Please do read to the end as a courtesy to the anonymous writer of the mail.

“My friend and I were talking about the Indian matrimonial sites and how people express themselves with their expectations for a LIFE PARTNER
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Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,
If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my
heart… when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Vxxxx~*~
(Working in all fields???)
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
( Homework?)
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Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never
create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can run smoothly.
thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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he should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. he should be educated.
(ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..
hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My husband should be as ‘Shiva’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT……
(No COMMENTS)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell…)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER
> OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I
WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would
bde called the man of the lamp
( I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this pretty girl wants)
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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1
CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is suffering from “Ok-syndrome)
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! )
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Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea frank
he’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think
is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.
but iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that
Iam a good girl. My father already expired . iam ‘’AEKLAUTA’’. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
bye bye.
(uttama purishini)
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good’. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted …
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
( Zebra..???)
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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable

(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a groom.
I wish her best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get one soon.)
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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.
(Any takers again?)

Please Note : The ads mentioned are not intended to make fun of or insult the bride/girl/woman. Also the Grammar and spell errors in the ads have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from their innocent and pure heart! which I consider is their great asset.

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