Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
~ Evelyn Waugh
After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, Melissa decided she had been stood up. She changed from her best dinner dress into her pyjamas and slippers, fixed herself a snack and resigned herself to an evening of TV.
No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV, her doorbell rang. There stood her date.
He took one look at her and gasped, “I’m two hours late … and you’re still not ready?”